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Joke of the Day

"I have Alzheimer's disease. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's disease!"

"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"Did you know.. Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?"

"Karma whoring is bad. Upvote if you agree."

"Why does time go by so fast in Italy? Because every time you turn around you see a dago by."

"Can't believe Nintendo didn't make a commercial for the Wii where a guy breaks up with a girl by saying ""It's not you, It's Wii""."

"Why was the homeless man unsuccessful at stand-up comedy? Because his jokes were always in poor taste .."

"If you put dry teabags in shoes they absorb the odor. So your shoes smell good but the tea tastes so bad it's almost not worth it"

"If someone writes ""you are"" I immediately assume that they don't understand the difference between you're/your and are playing it safe."

"They say it takes more muscles in your face to frown than it does to smile. So, I say exercise your face... Get married and have teenage children. You will be frowning more than you imagined."