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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins? Head to head race"
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"What did the mother say to the pedophile at the beach? ""Get out of my sun!"""
"A man said to me ""hit me with your rhythm stick you four-eyed sod."" That's just adding insult to Ian Dury."
"I guess I didn't lobby hard enough to make extroduce the word of the year."
"I got a new job growing weed. It's the Kush-iest job I've ever had."
"I never really liked Robin Williams movies. They may be funny, but they keep hanging around.^I'll^see^myself^out..."
"What did the tampon tell the other tampon? Nothing, both were stuck up bitches."
"My daughter hit me with this one while preparing for dinner Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother."
"She sells sea shells by the sea shore because she graduated from an online university."
"Really, iTunes? You need to update my calculator app? Have there been changes to basic math that I'm unaware of?"