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Joke of the Day

"How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins? Head to head race"

"What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines? Panickin' Skywalker."

"How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it."

"""Stay strong!"" I said to my wi-fi signal."

"On 3. Ready? One. Two. Three. *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! Caveman: This game is stupid."

"NSFW How is a female cyclist like a prostitute? They both peddle pussy!"

"""Stressed"" backwards is ""desserts"" so chill and have that cupcake."

"Big sunglasses are an ugly girl's best friend."

"What happened to Hillary Clinton's emails? [deleted]"

"I'd make a joke about mentally handicapped people... But I can't compete with the one God already made"