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Joke of the Day

"As I'm getting older I find that I'm using my glasses more When I was young I just drank straight from the bottle"

"Did you hear about the suspect who was released from jail after he touched grounded metal and received a static shock? He was cleared of all charges."

"It's only been a few days, but I'm starting to forget everything I knew about Mitch Romley."

"Hey, man. You used no capital letters and only one exclamation point to wish me happy birthday on Facebook. Is everything okay at home?"

"My son needed a Bone Marrow transplant & we found a perfect match in Argentina. The operation took place & was a great success. My thanks go out to Diego, Marrow Donor."

"What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver? Quack quack!"

"My Girlfriend told me she had an STD Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now."

"Sunday Family Humour 3rd August - a Weekly light humour magazine for all the family"

"What do you call a big trash can? A dumpster. LOLOLOLOL"

"What do you get when you cross a Classical German composer with an erupting volcano? Baklava. (It came to me in a dream last night. I dunno man..)"