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Joke of the Day

"As I'm getting older I find that I'm using my glasses more When I was young I just drank straight from the bottle"

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command. ALL credit goes to /u/eternityinspace had to share it!"

"The invention of the wheel started a revolution"

"Why does Donald Trump take anti-anxiety medication? To prevent Hispanic attacks."

"I had a good Fallout 4 pun in mind... but I forgot it Radaway..."

"Ladies, don't be fooled. Sometimes, your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil."

"I never point fingers at anyone. Though I do have a box of human fingers that I slingshot at people when I feel like blaming them for shit."

"#wecanlandonacometbutwecant let a comet land on us. - Yakov Smirnoff"

"Do you guys want to hear about my Friday night? I had quite an experience at home by myself. At one point I even picked my coat up from the floor. It was off the hook."

"Why do circumcised men lack Jedi brethren? The procedure removes their force-kin."