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Joke of the Day

"That redheaded snowboarder is pretty good, but he could be even better if he did some of his wacky prop comedy on the slopes."

"FROM THE FIRST BITE YOU CAN TELL CELERY DOESN'T WANT TO BE EATEN"

"These quad copters just can't seem to leave the news... The media and hobbyists just keep droning on and on about them"

"Trump's what you'd get if you poured a pot of glue, some glitter & a dog turd into your Build Your Own Hitler Kit and gave it a good shake."

"A woman is at the doctors office and the doctor asks the woman, do you know what your ass hole is doing during an orgasm? I don't know probably out golfing with his buddies."

"Have you watched the documentary about sponges? It's absorbing."

"Do I believe in free will? Well I have no choice."

"9 out of 10 dentists recommend crest toothpaste... ...the 10th is in still in hiding for paying $50,000 for the right to murder a lion in Africa."

"A gynecologist and a pizza delivery man. What do they have in common ? -Both of them can sniff ""the goods"" but no one can touch !"

"Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians? They're afraid of getting owned"