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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter!"

"I wish women would put the toilet seat back up after they're done using it."

"Sex is like math These days I'm doing it all by hand"

"Are you today's date? Cause you're a 10/10"

"Do you think Kanye West will becom president? I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision."

"Seeing a guy in skinny jeans and wondering how his balls fit in there."

"How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out."

"If a mass murderer on death row ordered a Klondike Bar for his last meal I bet it would explain a lot."

"At the Airport Customs: Where is your passport Me: *hands credit card* Customs: You can't bribe me Me: It's my visa"

"Did you know that Ireland is the richest country in the world? It's capital has been Dublin for a long time."