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Joke of the Day
"I can't stop watching this TV series on the history of the Black Monks It's been addicting"
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"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNNNG! What's brown and sounds like a Southern Belle? Blanche Devereaux with a tan."
"How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl? They'll tell you"
"I had sex with an escort once but it went horribly wrong. I burned my dick in the exhaust pipe."
"""HEY I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY ASLEEP & STUFF, BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M LIKE 22 MILES AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW."" -Trains"
"Taken 9 (2021): She got married she's with her husband relax man"
"In New York, someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."
"Judas: *Sips wine* Great, water again, very funny Jesus:HAHA I got you! Judas: So glad this is our last supper Jesus: what? Judas: what?"
"Why shouldn't girls wear duck pants You can see their quack"
"I would dress like Batman more often, but I cant run the risk of giant aliens invading and mistaking me for a large Pez dispenser."