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Joke of the Day
"Taken 9 (2021): She got married she's with her husband relax man"
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"How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1"
"A cowboy goes into a shop to buy condoms Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.. She's purty good lookin'....."""
"Sometimes, late at night, I stare out the window at the stars and think about all the airlines that have wronged me..."
"A man walks into a bar. Now he watches where he's going."
"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field. *hehehe* Credit: Laffy Taffy"
"What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name? You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough."
"Funny Fact Always happens to me : Study for one hour no one sees . But pick up mobile just for a second and MOM/DAD enters the room"
"I wonder if Buzz and woody had ever met Andy's mom's toys. They probably have the same names"
"[park bench with girlfriend] so you're dumping me because you don't think I'm smart? ""yes brent"" *starts raining* great and now sky water"