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Joke of the Day

"Judas: *Sips wine* Great, water again, very funny Jesus:HAHA I got you! Judas: So glad this is our last supper Jesus: what? Judas: what?"

"Scientists have successfully grown vocal chords in a petri dish The results speak for themselves."

"History is his-story, rambled the tumblrina... where are the records of the deeds of women? that is a miss-story"

"I once ate an exclamation mark... it was surprisingly good."

"Bailiff: State your name for the court Hr: Clara Sofia Alba Constanza Guadalupe... Judge: That's enough I want to get out of here b4 lunch!"

"NEVER challenge a chinese man If he says he can do something in the blink of an eye, chances are he's gonna be quicker than you."

"What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night? Chicago."

"HOT SINGLES HAVE MIGRATED AWAY FROM YOUR AREA DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE"

"my book club evolved into a fight club so gradually I almost didn't notice"

"""Always leave them wanting more"" is my new mantra when paying bills..."