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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl? They'll tell you"

"Nice try ""blocked number"", but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."

"What is the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver? The drunk driver passes a stop sign, the stoner waits for it to turn green."

"if you love something set it free. except Shamu.. we all love Shamu but he must be imprisoned forever"

"When someone says ""excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable"", how long are they usually gone? Two days seems like a long time."

"What is the difference between New York City and the deep south? In the deep south they at least had a show trial before letting murders walk free."

"There are two types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate information based off of the given context"

"Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane."

"Joke Did you hear about the man who stoke a bed"

"""What's that?"" I call it a 'knife' ""Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"" Gregory, I am about to blow your mind"