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Joke of the Day
"In New York, someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."
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"A chemistry lab is like a giant party; Some people like dropping acid, others prefer dropping the base."
"Exactly how many good deeds do you have to commit to get into Heaven? I'm talking bare minimum here."
"The NRA will now be arming fetuses in utero so that they can defend themselves against abortions"
"What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?...... Trivial Pursuit."
"Opinions are like orgasms. I don't care if a woman has one."
"My dog Minton ate my shuttlecock Bad Minton"
"Friends are forever. Until they get in a relationship."
"You'll never believe how much this girl paid me to have sex with her...... One vagina."
"What's another name for the child sex offender registry? The pedo file."