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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't girls wear duck pants You can see their quack"
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"A bee just landed on my cheek and didn't sting me. I think we're dating now."
"[Nsfw] How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before swallowing"
"To kill a mockingbird should have been titled ""how to kill a mockingbird."" Learn English idiot."
"What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you? Incommunicado"
"Ugh I hate fake fans. Everybody here is standing up & singing along to his big hit, but probably cant name 3 other Francis Scott Key songs."
"Hey girl, are you a derivative function? Cuz I wanna be tangent to your curves."
"911 what's the emergency? ""How do u unburn pizza?"" U burnt a pizza ""Yes"" I'll send a squad car ""Ok will they help?"" No ur under arrest"
"Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones"
"Surround yourself with people that can't handle their alcohol, so you can drink theirs after they pass out."