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Joke of the Day
"I had sex with an escort once but it went horribly wrong. I burned my dick in the exhaust pipe."
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"When I push a door that clearly says pull, it serves as a harsh reminder that I'd make a terrible midwife."
"What do you call fake spaghetti? Impasta."
"So a little boy and a child molester are walking though a forest in the middle of the night. The little boy says,""I'm scared."" So the Molester says,""You're scared? I've gotta walk back alone!"""
"What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr? Ana-kin"
"What's the difference between RAM and ROM? I can't ROM my dick in your arse"
"A jew just won the nobel prize. what do you say to him? congrajulations Edit: do those who downvoted know the real spelling of congratulations ?"
"How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of illegal Mexican fans of Stars Wars? Obi Juan by Juan Kenobi"
"The Packers or the Colts. Take your Pick"
"A person died laughing... This tale is told posthumously."