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Joke of the Day
"I used to think an ocean of soda existed... but it was just a Fanta sea!"
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"What did the shirt say to the pants? What's up, britches."
"[Record Shop] Me: Hi, have you got anything by the Doors? Shopkeeper: No, we have to keep all exits clear in case of emergencies."
"My wife asked me where I would like to be buried....... Apparently, "" Balls deep in your sister "" wasn't the anewer she was expecting."
"My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still wants to have sex with me. So, who's stupid now?"
"I have some news about 2017! Do you want the good news, the bad news or the fake news?"
"My neighbor's looking at me like she's never seen a guy stuck in her doggy door before. And what's with the screaming? And the golf club?!"