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Joke of the Day
"Why arent There Many jewish gardeners? Because money doesnt grow on trees"
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"How did Maxwell greet Ampere? Good Faraday to you, sir!"
"78% of black people like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet."
"No matter if you are American or European 9/11 is a sad date"
"That awkward moment when u lock binoculars with your neighbor."
"Never in the history of unlimited data plans has someone gone through their significant others phone and gotten happier"
"Me: What's the point if it's not a little violent, dirty? I wanna feel alive. The blood makes me feel ALIVE. Dentist: Please just floss more"
"Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum."
"GIVE ME FUEL GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME MILK THAT'S NOT EXPIRED"
"You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text."