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Joke of the Day

"[Record Shop] Me: Hi, have you got anything by the Doors? Shopkeeper: No, we have to keep all exits clear in case of emergencies."

"This is how the disaster happened. Poop : knock knock. Anal sphincter : who is this?? Poop : Fart. Anal sphincter : OK. Pass!"

"What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? Neither can get enough booty"

"Can't wait until phones become waterproof so pushing people in pools becomes funny again."

"I could tell you a UDP joke... But you might not get it."

"3 guys walk into a bar Three guys walk into a bar. The forth guy ducks."

"Did you hear? Broadway is making a theatrical production on puns! It's going to be a *huge* play on words!"

"How does a Mexican build a house? Juan nail at a time."

"New day, same old bullshit."

"Bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers."" A time traveler walks into a bar..."