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Joke of the Day

"My wife asked me where I would like to be buried....... Apparently, "" Balls deep in your sister "" wasn't the anewer she was expecting."

"Do you know what's really tiring../? ... being awake."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About halfway"

"5 shots + 18 beers = 6 apologies"

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. ;)"

"My Uncle Benny Always used to Say, ""If you like a girl you should buy her a Toothbrush..."" ""Because then every time she puts it in her mouth, she'll think of you."""

"Where do you find a zebra? 25 letters after a, brah."

"How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? ""I don't know but I can look it up for you."""

"PUN FRIDAY! comment your favorite puns, please"

"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Japanese guys jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""