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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about eating vegetables? Swallowing the wheelchair."
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"When co-workers ask if the photos on my desk are my kids, I like to say, ""No, they're Dan's from accounting. But they're so cute!"""
"What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place."
"Two people who really hate each other can suddenly really like each other if they can find someone else they can both really hate together."
"If r/jokes was a person, what organ would he be having problems with? De-liver"
"About tasty steaks. You knowing the art of making a steak is a rare medium well done."
"I dressed up as a woman for a day just to see what they go through on a daily basis... apparently women get called faggot A LOT."
"What do you call a Muslim pilot? An Airrab."
"How do you kill a fox? Give him a fake leg and make him run across Canada."
"Oh look a Spider...... Oh look Listerine.... Oh look spider wiggling for life.... Minty fresh dead spider"