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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still wants to have sex with me. So, who's stupid now?"

"Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today."

"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Graaaaaaiiiiiinnns"

"In five-card poker, six-high beats a pair..."

"A man with dredlocks and no religion is.. Currently Jahb less"

"I think my iPhone is broken. I keep pressing the home button but I'm still at work!"

"What is the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down someone's throat."

"Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche? Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork."

"""you create beauty with your soul and personality! and also with not being fat and with using this make up."" - women's magazines"

"White house What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist."