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Joke of the Day
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"
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"If you were against pencils you would be ... Erasist"
"Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni"
"Bjerg is so fly That he's sren"
"[goes to sign up for course on how to handle bad news better] ""sorry, we're full"" [lights myself on fire]"
"Might love you quicker if you bring me more Liquor."
"""I know, right?!!"" Is the WRONG thing to say when my neighbor tells me that his wife is wild in bed. Lesson learned."
"Turned on women's volleyball and within four minutes there was a wrist injury Don't worry I'll be fine"
"I'm addicted to brake fluid... ....but I can stop whenever I want."
"I think one of my dads might be gay"