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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no-BODY to go with."

"I have a bad feeling I'll be wearing one of those barrels with suspenders by the end of the year, but not in a fun, whimsical way."

"I said a funny joke and my friend told me to post it here. /r/The_Donald"

"A priest and a rabbi Are walking past a school, the priest says to the rabbi hey want to screw a little boy and the rabbi says to the priest screw him out of what?!"

"What's the dating scene like at MIT? Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe."

"*through a mouthful of Nutella* Oh, yeah, healfy eafing is sufer imfortant to me."

"""10 Things I Hate About You"" is my favorite movie that sounds like a bitter Buzzfeed article"

"The ugly barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."

"My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette's suffering girlfriend for years now. I always wondered what kept them together. Then I saw the swear jar."

"Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing you're life is."