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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no-BODY to go with."
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"""I HATE TACOS!"" ...Said no Juan ever."
"Friend celebrated her birthday today by falling off an elephant in Thailand, if you thought I'm the weird one in my circle."
"Sent my ex a card that said, ""Get better soon."" He's not ill, just really crap in bed."
"donation for swimming pool Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"It's Autism Awareness Day Just letting you all know"
"What weebles and wobbles but can't get up? Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men"
"What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes? A screwdriver"
"Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's live in a homeless man's beard."
"I think the doctors told me my blood type was A... but I'm not positive."