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Joke of the Day
"Deceitful atoms.. Never trust an atom... They make up everything."
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"Have you guys heard of the new ska/dubstep band? first they drop the bass. then they pickitup-pickitup-pickitup!"
"What game do old black people play? Blingo!"
"Watched 'Man of Steel' in Spanish for 7 minutes before realizing something was off."
"Octopus - 8 arms ""Yes"" Octagon - 8 sides ""Yes"" Octuplets - 8 babies ""Yes"" October - 8th month ""No"" I'm burning this world down"
"Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk? Because their wives are driving."
"Why aren't there many female NASCAR drivers? Because women always think they're right."
"Why do nice guys always finish last? Because their girlfriends always cum first."
"What's the clinical name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin."
"How do you stay warm outside in the winter? You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees."