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Joke of the Day

"What game do old black people play? Blingo!"

"How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!"

"Nine years ago today 19 men came to my doorstep expecting 72 virgins. Little did they know how fucked they were going to be."

"What did the West African boy eat for breakfast? Ebola oatmeal..."

"While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough."

"We're sorry, the number you have dialed... 911 has been changed to a non-published number. Please make a note of it."

"The only way I can appreciate a beautiful view is by taking a picture of it with my phone & looking at it on the screen."

"Did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but it has no atmosphere."

"Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend? She refused to swallow animal by-products."

"What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !"