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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there many female NASCAR drivers? Because women always think they're right."
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"PLEASE LEAVE A VOICEMAIL (if you're calling from 1986)"
"Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper? C4."
"FBI responds to increased number of botched investigations resulting in civilian casualties By adding a new definition for ""botched"" to urban dictionary; successful"
"My wife asked me recently to do something to commemorate our pet dog who got run over and killed last month. So I took a shit on the carpet."
"Is there a Twitter acronym for ""Ur screenshot tweet is really funny, but my anxiety about ur phone battery % prevents me from enjoying it""?"
"I have a feeling drinking Coke all these years is probably more detrimental to polar bears than global warming."
"Rape Such a short word for such a long sentence."
"What is a Nazi baker's secret ingredient? White Flour!"
"What kind of pictures do turtles take? Shellfies!"