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Joke of the Day
"What's the clinical name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin."
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"Why do cow wear bells? Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P"
"What's better than seeing a woman wrestle? Seeing her box."
"Does French wine really taste like urine? Oui."
"Volkswagen emissions test. You know guys, this whole deal with the Volkswagen emissions test just goes to show that the Germans will do anything to gas you. I will enjoy my trip to hell."
"Side Effects May Include: upset stomach, diarrhea, a tail, some hooves, ok so you might turn into a horse"
"Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay."
"Poor helium. I like to imagine there's a shelium out there somewhere, waiting gaseously"
"Karma is only a bitch, if you are."
"knock,knock Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?"