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Joke of the Day

"What's the clinical name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin."

"My therapist said I need to find a new hobby. Besides pissing off therapists."

"He used to be Hand Solo Then he gave Leia the D."

"Hillary Clinton is running for president. She just sent the announcement via email."

"What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus? Koala vomit"

"Dr: You have walking pneumonia. Me: That's impossible. Dr: Wha.. Me: I've never walked a day in my life."

"I hate these supposedly ""funny t-shirts"". Just the other day I saw one which on the front said ""I'm not gay..."" and on the back said ""but my boyfriend is"". So I asked my girlfriend to take it off."

"I flying insect just flew into my house and exploded! I think it was a Jihaddy long legs"

"Best joke I've ever made *I open the door to leave the house* Me: It's raining outside? Mom: Yeah, and it's chilly; you might want a jacket. Me: It's raining chili?!"

"Space may sound romantic... But I'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere."