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Joke of the Day

"How do you stay warm outside in the winter? You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees."

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"My personal trainer told me to stop eating pizzas but if I'm craving it I should just eat one slice. So now I ask them not to cut the pizza."
"Her: Did you hear that eating curry can get rid of bad memories? Me: So I should take you out for Indian AFTER we have sex?"
"Some people you know were dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall & fell out the window."
"What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion? Fast food"
"*opens drawer* huh, I don't remember this shirt being pink. OMG...did he...did he do laundry? *slowly opens 2nd drawer* -Law & Order sound"
"""Are you cold?"" *People who are cold*"
"The government has officially replaced all measurements of time with fruit. More news at banana."
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