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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"
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"Being from the South, my mother was all about hospitality! Cooking, cleaning, dishes, laundry and even foot rubs! She made me do it all."
"Donald trump wins presidency"
"I will not eat a donut. I will not eat a donut. I will not eat... I will not eat a third donut. I will not eat a third donut."