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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys heard of the new ska/dubstep band? first they drop the bass. then they pickitup-pickitup-pickitup!"

"What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car."

"Ugh Starbucks spelled my name right again and now I have nothing to Instagram."

"Bay: come over Me: no, I'm watching TMNT Bay: I made one too Me: but it's awful Bay: come watch it Me: who gave you my number, Michael"

"What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on? The barber ran"

"Since when did 'scrotum brown' become a cool colour to buy a jeep in?"

"My wife said she wants to be treated like gold on her birthday. Apparently, locking her in the safe wasn't what she had in mind."

"What did the magician say to the cell? Might I conjure Ya?"

"How do Chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding"

"Particle physics joke The bartender yells, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" A tachyon walks into a bar."