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Joke of the Day
"Why did the police shoot the black insomniac? He resisted a rest."
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"Had a fight with the wifey last night. She exclaimed ""Shut up, women are always right and men are always wrong."" to which I replied ""Yes, you are right""."
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Making the decision to turn off life support."
"Who is the richest person in the Bible? The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet."
"Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: ""Mother said there would be knights like this."""
"French bakers hate me... ...I feel their pain."
"A joke I tried to make about the difference between British and American government. (Bad language) One of our politicians fucked a pig's head All of your politicians are pig headed fuckers"
"What is the difference between Pokemon Go and Tinder? On one app you search your area and find strange creatures, on the other you only find pokemon."
"Good Ol' Yo Mama joke Yo mama so dirty, she can give someone an ear infection through a phone."
"Guys, throw away ALL your favorite things. Go to Pier 1, buy some throw pillows and potpourri. Ok, you're ready for marriage."