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Joke of the Day

"Who is the richest person in the Bible? The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet."

"My 13yo just dumped his girlfriend and now he's attempting to get his hoodie back. He's in for one hell of a life lesson."

"I used to work for a bank but then I lost interest."

"What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims? House blend."

"Do you guys know the story of Flip Flap the Giraffe? It's a giraffe, walking in the savannah. All of a sudden, an helicopter comes by and..... flip flap the giraffe!"

"What's got 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

"My best friend won't talk to me. It's because he is a dog."

"I'm more afraid of the shitty music my family is going to play at my funeral than I am of dying."

"What is the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck."

"Batman took some flak going to the Police Ball dressed as the Joker But sometimes he's his own worst enemy."