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Joke of the Day

"Had a fight with the wifey last night. She exclaimed ""Shut up, women are always right and men are always wrong."" to which I replied ""Yes, you are right""."

"[dating game] GIRL: contestant #1 tell me how u would woo me ME: woo like in duck tales woo woo or a different type of woo? G: contestant #2"

"You know you're a mover & a shaker when HR rewrites the dress code for you. Whatever Anita, those tear-away pants looked fabulous on me."

"You should really eat more turnips. They're really healthy Turnip, for what?"

"The past, present, and future walk in to a bar... It was pretty tense."

"Saying the Punchline After the Setup What's the key to a good joke?"

"Life is complex... it has both real and imaginary components."

"What did the hooker say in the shower after a long day at work? That was a huge load off my back"

"If an apple a day keeps the doctor away how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?"

"Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle? In case of any night mares!"