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Joke of the Day

"Guys, throw away ALL your favorite things. Go to Pier 1, buy some throw pillows and potpourri. Ok, you're ready for marriage."

"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

"When I was at school, the school bully used to make me rub my head against a giant piece of sandpaper. I was no match for him."

"Her: Oh, you brought me flowers! Me: Yes, one of the many benefits of living next door to a graveyard..."

"2 fish are in a tank The one asks, ""how do you shoot this?"""

"Why were the Soviets able to beat the Western Allies to Berlin? Because they were Russian!"

"Why do people in Beijing smoke so many cigarettes? To get a breath of filtered air."

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"The dildo I bought didn't come with instructions But I guess it's just plug-n-play"

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags."