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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Pokemon Go and Tinder? On one app you search your area and find strange creatures, on the other you only find pokemon."

"What do you call a Mexican with no legs? Cuntswaylow."

"Yo mama so fat, when she stands next to yo daddy they still in a long-distance relationship."

"When 13 witches collectively fart in a cauldron and quickly cover it with a lid... *lowers shades* ...Dutch Coven."

"How do you end an argument with a woman? Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over."

"Feel like Woods household right now is a bunch of people brainstorming, ""what is any other plausible reason for this accident?"""

"My report card always said I was not living up to my full potential. Well, the joke's on them. That really was as good as I was going to get"

"What's worse than missing your bus in the morning The Holocaust"

"What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)"

"How do nudists greet each other? With a bare hug."