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Joke of the Day
"Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: ""Mother said there would be knights like this."""
Next Joke
"What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing? Lmao"
"Just got a $14 haircut at Great Clips because I'm worth it goddamnit."
"""Sooo sorry I fell asleep during your wedding. It was rude but your vows were like SO long. Anyway, you may now kiss the bride"""
"THE POWER OF NACHOS COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF NACHOS COMPELS YOU!"
"What do you call 2 lambs dating? A relationSHEEP."
"Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son? Son: I smoked weed, dad Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot"
"Johnny Depp always looks like he is just as confused by his ""accent"""
"Pretty funny that turtles are always in uniform. It's like lighten up, turtles. The war is over."
"no dude, if i wash my hands BEFORE going to the bathroom then they won't get my genitals dirty and i won't have to wash my hands after. duh"