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Joke of the Day

"French bakers hate me... ...I feel their pain."

"What's black and white with red all over it? A nun with multiple stab wounds."

"Pacifist I'll pass a fist right through your fuckin' face nigga."

"A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck between his legs. Bartender: What's with the steering wheel? Pirate: Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

"Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy? He wasn't ready for a Kermitment."

"Like my parents always said, ""you're in the wrong house, you live next door""."

"Whenever I experience happiness, I signal this to other humans by showing the sharpest part of my skeleton."

"An american walks into InternetIsBeautiful. [Removed because he isn't an interactive solar system map]"

"I noticed a bank teller having trouble counting coins so i bumped into his desk and knocked some cents into him."

"I almost bought a huge library out of old computer programming books... ...but the ascii price was way too high."