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Joke of the Day
"French bakers hate me... ...I feel their pain."
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"I've been listening to Spice Girls for hours now..and I need to stop.. so I told my self to stop.. Stop right now....... thank you very much, I need somebo..... GOD Damn IT!!"
"Did it hurt when you fell from a lab where science is studied which has rendered religion obsolete? (Atheist pick-up line)"
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down let me give you some vitamins. No thanks. But I could do with some new batteries."
"the most dangerous dog breed is probably the Crime Lab"
"Did you hear about the librarian who wanted to get arrested? Turns out she just wanted to get booked."
"I tried giving up erections for lent... but it got pretty hard."
"Yo mama so fat I slap her booty before she goes to work. When she comes home, it still wiggles."
"Two Centaurs Two centaurs are playing rough and things getting heated. Are they man-handling each other or just horsing around?"
"I changed the tranny in my 69 Camaro. Now he has a brand new dress!"