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Joke of the Day
"Saint West, the patron of selfies"
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"Two cops knocked on my door Me: What do you want? Cops: We just want to talk. Me: How many of you are out there? Cops: There's two of us. Me: So why don't you talk with each other?"
"True: If you don't eat a whole basket of tortilla chips before your entree arrives in a Mexican restaurant it means you don't love your mom."
"The White Walkers don't need to attack The Known World as they all kill each other there anyway."
"A Frenchman has a wife and a lover He loves his lover the most. An Englishman has a wife and a lover, he loves his wife the most. A Jewish man has a wife and a lover, he loves his mother the most."
"This soup tastes funny Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?"
"There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it."
"My guy friend is pregnant! Inconceivable!"
"Moms. The original autocorrect."
"If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it's working."