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Joke of the Day

"Good Ol' Yo Mama joke Yo mama so dirty, she can give someone an ear infection through a phone."

"(OC) Where did the frog say his family came from? ""They are German and a tad-Polish"""

"My wife gets her news from NPR. I get mine from Twitter. Guess which one of us knew about planking first? Suck it, legitimate media."

"Every day Sunny Leone creates history... Then we have to go to Settings and delete that History."

"At first I thought the Chinese restaurant canceled my reservation... But then I realized I went to the Wong one."

"Why don't Jews play basketball? Because even if they miss the shot, they still ask for change."

"What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese? Rastafriedrice"

"My big next door neighbour just confronted me about missing items from his washing line. I nearly shit his pants"

"Walking out the door, my daughter tells me she can't wait to see Ariel with the crabs. Now I'm questioning which section I bought that DVD."

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER! -I haven't fucked any mothers yet but yours is at the top of my list."