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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Making the decision to turn off life support."
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"What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman? Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off."
"You know what they say about STD'S Sharing is caring"
"Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed."
"Wife just texted me that she is craving Thai... I need a reply"
"GAY WEBSITE NAME C : ### . com...... for those that don't get it : c (see) : (colon) pound pound pound . com"
"My coworkers will stand around confused during a fire drill but the office turns into the Hunger Games when there's lunch brought in by reps"
"My level of sarcasm's gotten to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not."
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? You call him a pilot you fucking racist."
"Want to talk about rape? No? That's the spirit."