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Joke of the Day
"You hear about the guy who bought a teabag? Yeah, the price was pretty steep"
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"You know what's sad? 3 of my team members dying of drinking poison and the last dying of a fractured neck because he didn't drink the poison"
"*A demon tries to posses my soul while I sleep but can't because he's choking on all of the axe body spray I'm wearing*"
"I thought The Walking Dead was having a special tonight.... Turns out it was just The Rolling Stones performing at the 12/12/12 concert."
"Have you heard about the new German Microwave? I heard it can seat 10"
"Where I from? Please tell me."
"What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ? bruces"
"""Hey kids, you like candy?"" I said to my own kids, luring them into my van so I could get them to school and be at work on time."
"What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics? Radicals. He loved finding the ""root"" of problems..."
"No one laughed at my joke I wrote on the wall of the toilet stall... I guess I need to work on my toilet humor."