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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump is a proof that internet comments can turn into a human and run for a president"
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"*looks gift horse in the mouth Gift Horse: Hey, my eyes are up here."
"Jokes are all about delivery But I'm more of a DiGiorno guy"
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"They say there is a murderer in every group I thought it's jack, so i killed him before he could harm somebody."