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Joke of the Day
"Where I from? Please tell me."
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"Lost: bucket of sand, silt, and gravel Great sedimental value. (I can't take credit. Read it in a university paper 20 years ago.)"
"What drinking game can you play with some Mormon buddies Drink every time r/funny is actually funny"
"Don't describe two completely different things as ""apples and oranges"" they're both fruit Say something like ""elephants and crystal meth"""
"For those of you concerned about my upcoming birthday and struggling for ideas as to what to get me this year, I have registered for gifts at the liquor store..."
"I remember when it was called ""drinking a glass of water"" instead of ""hydrating."""
"TIFU by eating my brother's extra hot Subway sandwich! Whoops, wrong sub."
"turns out Xenophobia is not 'A fear of Warrior Princesses'"
"What can you tell about a guy who's always masturbating? That he's the son of one Mr. and Mrs. Bating. Please don't kill me."
"Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."