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Joke of the Day

"What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics? Radicals. He loved finding the ""root"" of problems..."

"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then made the earth round... and laughed..."

"What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one then!"

"How does a Jew make beer? He brews."

"Relationship status I just caught myself stroking my gear shifter in traffic."

"My grandma was so poor she only left me recipes for pasta dishes in her will, you could say she was my.. *golf swings* Pennefactor."

"moses: watch me split the red sea in half red sea: i've got a boyfriend"

"Murphy's wife told him he should put a pair of clean socks on every day. By Friday he couldn't get his boots on."

"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel peace prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"A priest, a rabbi, and the Holy Prophet Muhammad walk into a bar. The Prophet Muhammad beheads the priest and the rabbi, and burns down the bar."