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Joke of the Day

"What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ? bruces"

"Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of."

"Used lettuce for my burger bun tonight. I've never been more prepared to become your most hated Facebook friend."

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... ...they would eventually find me attractive."

"One of the hardest parts of being a parent is discovering your 6 year old is better than you at every video game ever."

"How can you spot the blind man at the nude beach? It ain't hard"

"You can't go by good looks as not everything is as it seems. Remember The Trojan Horse, Snow White's apple and your ex."

"How can you tell if a chemistry joke is shitty? If there isn't a reaction."

"Why is a UTI such a bad thing? Because it means urine trouble"

"Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground."