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Joke of the Day

"I thought The Walking Dead was having a special tonight.... Turns out it was just The Rolling Stones performing at the 12/12/12 concert."

"What do you call a snake's mother? A boa constructor."

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered together before God & these witnesses to observe the following: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19 -Prime Minister"

"People used to laugh at me when.... I said ""I want to be a comedian"", well nobody's laughing now."

"How do you look for Will Smith? Look for Fresh Prints"

"What did Goku want to be when he was growing up? a SAIYANtist!"

"I used to be a necrophiliac... til the rotten cunt split on me"

"I saw a magician driving through my neighborhood, and then he turned into a driveway."

"What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke? Inuit-endo"

"What does a short sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? They both have wet noses"