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Joke of the Day
"Prisoner: You inked Me: *thinking about my ""I hate prisoners"" back tattoo* No why"
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"Slave1: I never knew my parents Slave2: same Moses: I was put in a basket & placed in a river Slave1: do baskets float? Moses: they do not"
"""We're not buying another toy until Mommy gets laid!"" might not be the most appropriate thing to yell in ToysRUs."
"isn't it funny that Hillary And her entire campaign is talking shit about trump being a liar when she is still in denial about the email scandal."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says, ""Something taste funny to you?"""
"What is a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math subject? Triggernometry"
"Last night I witnessed my dad having a stroke I really wish he would lock the door when he does that."
"A man went onto a train with a banana and a suitcase.... He arrived at his destination safely."
"I asked my buddy if he wanted me to feed his dog real quick before we left He said back to me, ""Nah, fuck it."" I don't know why he tried kicking my ass, I was just doing what he said."
"*job interview* so tell me a fun fact about yourself Guy: well when I was 5 I fell into the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla exh- get the hell out"