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Joke of the Day

"Slave1: I never knew my parents Slave2: same Moses: I was put in a basket & placed in a river Slave1: do baskets float? Moses: they do not"

"How do polish people show gratitude? They say thansk."

"News report: Al-Qaida training monkeys to use AK-47s in battle. Not only is that scary, it's pretty much the coolest thing I've ever heard."

"One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out ""I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife."" Both men ran away."

"What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers? A roll model."

"You can tell Monopoly is an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail."

"Sony has a site where you can watch The Interview for $5.99 and I can't think of a single reason not to trust them with my credit card info."

"What is Hitler's least favourite Christmas song? All I Want From Christmas Is Jew"

"Officer: Did u know your back light is out Me: I don't know if you noticed... I'm inside the car. You had a bit of an advantage"

"I was thinking of opening up a restaurant that only serves burnt pizza its called Pompie"