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Joke of the Day

"Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill."

"A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

"MAST JOKES: http://mastjoks.blogspot.com/2013/01/blog-post_7068.html#.UQVQ48OF1Jc.reddit"

"What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ? Independence Day"

"Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says""DING!"""

"ME: *pulling up my pants* What's the prognosis, Doc? DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT?! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor."

"Q: How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails? A: Replace the nails with screws."

"Last time I went to the doctor he prescribed constipation medicine to clear up my earwax. He was right about me being a shithead apparently."

"[climbs a Tibetan mountain for 6 days & stumbles out of breath into a Buddhist monastery] please. please tell me u have wifi"

"Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!"