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Joke of the Day

"isn't it funny that Hillary And her entire campaign is talking shit about trump being a liar when she is still in denial about the email scandal."

"""I like the way you move!"" -Jealous inanimate object"

"I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make me double sad."

"What is a shitzu? A zoo with no animals."

"My first child will be named New Folder."

"Once you go black, you can always go back to having coffee with milk, there's really no set in stone rules here."

"Batman: ""I am...**BATMAN!**"" ""Hi, Batman, I'm not Dad because yours already died when you were a kid."""

"To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site. An IHOP: International House of Pancakes."

"do i own a boat? no no no. im afraid of the ocean. i guess u coud say.. *removes glasses* i cant sea"

"Comedy is suffering. I just saw on twitter someone posted ""When you've got a migraine so bad you can't see straight :c"" I've never heard of a migraine making heterosexuals invisible before."