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Joke of the Day
"A man went onto a train with a banana and a suitcase.... He arrived at his destination safely."
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"If you don't believe that Love is Blind. Look at Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski."
"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, ""A man once told me..."""
"My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy. Anyway, he'll treat her better - they worship cows."
"Doggies get too much credit for that position. Really, every animal likes to do it that way."
"My friend just ordered a kale and quinoa salad and a side of eggplant fries and now I'm blinded by whiteness."
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"What do you call a Christian who comes to your door to sell you vacuum cleaners? A Jehoover's Witness"
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