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Joke of the Day
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says, ""Something taste funny to you?"""
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"What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? ""Attention K-Mart shoppers..."""
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms."
"A Priest, A Pervert and A Pedophile Walks into a Bar"
"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Bartender: ""Why the long face ?"""
"At the cinema. ME: Two tickets please! CASHIER: For the Hobbit? ME: How dare you sir, she's my date."
"How many German does it take to take down a plane? One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it."
"My wife accused me of ruining her birthday yesterday. ""Bullshit!"" I said. ""I didn't even know it was your birthday."""
"Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives."
"Where do you find the best tofu in the entire world?"