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Joke of the Day

"""We're not buying another toy until Mommy gets laid!"" might not be the most appropriate thing to yell in ToysRUs."

"Only 30's kids will get this... Jesus."

"Nine out of ten men prefer women with big breasts... the tenth man prefers the other nine."

"My hamster died as he lived... in the microwave."

"So my great-grandpa died at Auschwitz.... An overused joke fell on top of him and crushed him."

"remember when everyone was worried we'd reached ""peak TV"" with too much to watch then it turned out we're a tragic nation of unending racism"

"What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to? Their nose"

"What do you call a boy raised by a feminist? Serial killer"

"Do women know that it's perfectly legal to apply makeup at home before they get in their car?"

"To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened.. The Dentist told her she needs a crown."